Overheard.

Boy A - How would you survive a Nazi Zombie attack? The only tools you have are a buffalo, and a clowns wig.

Boy B - I would wave the wig and amke the buffalo charge and attack the zombies.

Boy A - Thats very clever, I did not think of that.

Boy B - How would you do it?

Boy A - I would mate with the buffalo and build an army of babies, which would overpower the zombies.

Boy B - What if the buffalo was male?

Boy A - Thats ok, I'm not homophobic.